The honest-to-goodness tabloid smear campaigns against all the candidates would be amazing, what with the incest, bastard children, bisexuality, possible lack of professed virginity, etc.
However, I couldn't do them justice in a 100 x 100 square. (Anyone who can, should. Because this election needs more crazy graphics.) So instead, I paired up our candidates with actual catchphrases from this past presidential election. Enjoy!